Why not Mocha Uson…

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BY LUIS BUENAFLOR JR.
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Monday, November 20, 2017
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AND THE foreplay begun on what could probably be the biggest and most covered (pun intended) striptease in the Philippine political scene.

Yes folks, the Mocha Uson peep show has just given us a fleeting glance of the impact Mocha Uson has when she performs live on center stage.

To think not a single shred of clothing was removed yet. Friday last week’s teaser in Cebu got a lot of men excited, including those advocates against erectile dysfunction of Tindig Pilipinas. That teaser also elicited a frown and a bat of the “false eyelashes” of the prim and proper, disente, mature and not so mature ladies that are “devotees to the cult of yellow ribbon.”

Mocha Uson’s titillating flash drew a lot of unsavory comments from the hypocrites and social climbers who fancy themselves as the exclusive guardians of morality.

You know what is funny, Mocha Uson didn’t even do anything, not a word was uttered (well, she did come out with a statement after), not even a quick peep of that lovely body and those fabulous legs.

Yet, that short foreplay in Cebu went viral nationwide and got a lot of people aroused whether they admit it or not. Not many people can do that except President Rodrigo Duterte; he utters a word and immediately it gets into the six o’clock news.

And folks that was just a peep of the five million-strong power of Mocha Uson.

So what really happened in Cebu last Friday that caused this frenzy?

Here are excerpts from the Nov. 17 issue of PhilStar Global:

Mocha, Roque being eyed as PDP-Laban Senate bets

Undersecretary Mocha Uson and Presidential Spokesperson Harry Roque are two of the individuals being eyed by the ruling PDP-Laban to be its senatorial candidates in the 2019 mid-term elections, according to House Speaker Pantaleon Alvarez.

Aside from Uson and Roque, also being considered as possible candidates for the Senate are Rep. Karlo Nograles (Davao City), Rep. Alfredo Abelardo Benitez (Negros Occidental), Rep. Geraldine Roman (Bataan), and former Metropolitan Manila Development Authority chairman Francis Tolentino.

Uson, a communications undersecretary for social media, is a staunch defender of President Rodrigo Duterte and maintains a Facebook page followed by millions of Filipinos.

And from a Nov. 17 CNN news story:

Communications assistant secretary Mocha Uson and Presidential Spokesperson Harry Roque are joining the 2019 senatorial race. 

Partido Demokratiko Pilipino-Lakas ng Bayan (PDP-Laban) secretary general and House Speaker Pantaleon Alvarez said Friday the two are on the party’s list of candidates for the Senate.

He made the disclosure at the mass-oath taking of new members of PDP-Laban at Plaza Independencia in Cebu.

There you go folks, a strong possibility indeed that Mocha Uson will cast her sexy knickers into center stage in the next senatorial race.

Just the thought of that has already sent blood pressures rising not only among the hot-blooded male population but most probably more on the female population; they just cannot accept the fact that a former FHM model, sex blogger, founder and main star of a sexy all-girls revue would become an assistant secretary of the Presidential Communications Operation Office or PCOO.

Now there’s a very strong possibility that Margaux Justiniano Uson aka Mocha will be elected senator of the Republic.

If that happens, Maria Ressa and Raissa Robles will have a simultaneous heart attack which will probably make a lot of people happy i.e. Sass Rogando Sasot and RJ Nieto.

And what are all these talks that Mocha is not qualified as assistant secretary of PCOO let alone being a senator of the Republic?

She’s a Medical Technology graduate of the University of Santo Tomas and halfway through Medical School if not for a personal tragedy that made her put her ambitions of becoming a doctor on hold.

She’s the assistant secretary of PCOO in charge of social media. She has five million active and engaged followers more than all three major television networks combined. What more qualifications does she need for the job?

As for being a senator of the Republic, the basic requirement is to be a natural born citizen and able to read and write. Maybe if Mocha is applying as a security guard then you can say she is not qualified but as a senator, she is more than qualified, even more than senators Manny Pacquiao or Nancy Binay.

In Italy you, know that country where the Vatican, the center of the Catholic religion, is located, a stripper and former porn queen Ilona Staller, better known as “Cicciolina,”  was elected member of the Italian Parliament. Just to make it interesting, her political campaigns were famous for her “breast exposures.”

You know, the Pope lives in Italy and does not even meddle in Italian politics but here in the Philippines the hypocrites are more popish than the Pope i.e. Socrates Villegas.

So on behalf of the “George Estregan Memorial Fans Club” of former and current studs, we endorse Mocha Uson. Better still, why not Mocha Uson? (brotherlouie16@gmail.com/PN)
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