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BY LUIS BUENAFLOR JR.
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THIS group of islands or archipelago called the Republic of the Philippines is not a country with a sense of nationalism and patriotism, but islands that is home to natives with a damaged and perverted psyche. Their sense of nationalism is totally perverted sometimes I do not know if the natives even know the meaning of that word.
Let’s define a few terms first before we get deeper into the discussion:
* Psyche – According to the dictionary it is, “the mind, or the deepest thoughts, feelings, or beliefs of person or group.”
* Damaged Psyche – It “is often the result of an overwhelming amount of stress that exceeds one’s ability to cope, or integrate the emotions involved with that experience.”
* Perverted – “deviating from what is considered right and correct”
Ok, now that we’ve established that, let’s get on with the topics at hand.
For starters, as I’ve been saying this is perhaps the only country in the world wherein the ambition of the natives is to be citizens of another country. The preferred country of choice is the United States of America and acquiring a “green card” is akin to achieving orgasm without the benefit of having sex.
The favorite sport in these islands is basketball, a game normally for people with the average height of 6 feet and 5 inches while the average height of the natives is 5 feet and 5 inches.
It is the dream of every wannabe basketball player in these islands to play “above the rim” and dunk like LeBron James, good luck with that; the doorway is even taller than the average male native.
But its’ not so bad here. The Philippines has probably one of the longest coastlines in the world and that means a lot of white sand beaches in the tropical setting. The thing is, the natives have this filthy habit of throwing their shit, and I literally mean shit into the nearest body of water be it the sea or a river. Just take a look at the Pasig River and Manila Bay. When you look, please don’t smell, just hold your breath otherwise you may throw up and add your share to the pollution.
I must say this – Iloilo City is way much better than Manila. At least the natives of Iloilo got their shit together and cleaned the shit from the Iloilo River, making it one of the cleanest urban bodies of water.
It’s still not perfect yet, although the river is relatively clean as Senator Drilon still refuses to swim in the Iloilo River the last time he was in the Esplanade. But he promised that as soon as it is really clean, he’ll wear his Speedos and take a dip.
In most first world countries, they are still having some difficulties in integrating their mentally-challenged citizens into mainstream society but they are getting there.
Here in the Philippines we are much better off than them; we elect them into public office and let Congress take care of them.
We even elected one for President and Noynoy Aquino served a full six years term without any interruptions. That’s how kind we are as a people. I sincerely hope that Noynoy has been fully rehabilitated without doing further damage to this country.
So if Cuba is the country with the best public health and education system in the world, the Philippine has the best mental care system and we call these institutions, Congress and Senate. But for really extreme cases we make them Presidents i.e. Noynoy Aquino.
It is only in the Philippines where mainstream media does not give full coverage to such historic events as the Ambassador of Japan having a home-cooked Filipino breakfast right in President Duterte’s humble home. That by itself is a groundbreaking diplomatic success.
Likewise mainstream media never gave much attention to the President approving a much needed increase for pensioners.
But mainstream media gave full coverage on President Duterte’s remark on the absence of calluses on the knees of Vice President Leni Robredo.
In these islands the native’s sense of nationalism is watching beauty contest and feeling on top of the world if the Filipina contestant makes it to the semi-final and going totally ecstatic whenever that contestant wins it. Really, who cares about this stupid contest anyway? I suppose the family of Mar “Daang Matuwid” Roxas as they own the local franchise to almost all these beauty contests.
Now where in the world can you find a bunch of social climbers wanting to make Corazon Aquino – probably the most incompetent President second only to her nincompoop son Noynoy who of course became President – into a saint? Only in the Philippines!/PN
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