FOR NUDITY AND everything else, I can be dared.
And I dare because I always win. Haha.
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My running joke for the macho Filipinos:
Let’s have a dick contest.
He who has the smaller cock will be penalized with a buttf*ck.
The smaller dick bends over!
Guess how many of these contests I have won? Haha.
***
I went to the Haulover Nude Beach in Miami last month.
Because why go to Miami if you don’t get the full Miami vibe, or the Miami experience of just let things hang?
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When I posted my nude beach photos on social media, people recalled all my nudist exposures from the past.
In my films, my stage plays, my magazines.
They even recalled my life as Region VI’s sex guru, a.k.a. greatest sex columnist ever.
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One of the things that resurfaced was my infamous nude protest against Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo back in 2005.
“Hello, Garci” controversy, remember that?
You have to dig up history to see what really happened.
I will not give you the easy pleasure of spoonfeeding.
You have to learn how to research our true history. Haha.
As I tell people, you can always google “peter solis nery”.
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I do not consider my body spectacularly beautiful, or my cock particularly enormous.
But I like my body and dick enough.
I am comfortable with them.
I have a healthy sense of self-esteem.
I think that people should learn from me.
You cannot live in your body, and hate it.
That’s a recipe for tragedy and depression.
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Most people think that I’m a dick because I show off my body even if it’s not sculpted like a male model.
Or my cock is as massive as pornstars.
But I’m not a real life pornstar!
I’m not a real life male model!
I mean, I’m not paid to prostitute my cock and body!
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As an influencer, I model my body because I want people to feel comfortable with their own body.
I do not model my cock, but it’s there if people want it.
So, you see, I’m not a model for physical attractiveness.
Instead, I’m a model for courage, for audacity, for self-love.
And God knows how we all need a healthy dose of self-love in this period of cancel culture and Internet ‘likes’!
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Some people are just dicks.
Literally and figuratively.
I like to believe that I am a dick for the right reasons.
I do not care if people think of me as an egotistical dick.
I am not in business for them.
While there are many who envy me, and jealous of my life as a dick, there are a lot of others who like me because I stand up for them.
Because I am actually a life model for them, a real influencer.
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I think that I would be remiss if all my dick talk just focuses on me and my dick.
If my cock tales do not affirm other people’s life, then call me a dick.
But if I change some paradigms, if I cause a paradigm-shift in at least one person, shouldn’t I be hailed as a hero?
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In the early 2000s, I was heavily criticized for my position as a sex positive person in a conservative (I say, hypocritical) region (Western Visayas), and city (Iloilo City).
Flash forward 20 years later: Everybody is sexualized by the Internet, but they do not have the social responsibility that I am committed to.
Other than myself, who is really campaigning for regular and routine HIV screening?
Who is advocating safe sex, and consent?
Who is giving free condoms and sex advices?
Who is giving free psychotherapy for sex addicts?
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For all the dicks thinking that I am here just for self-aggrandizement, think again.
I wouldn’t have the staying power (22 years and counting in Ilonggo journalism) if I were.
I wouldn’t have cultivated a cult following.
I wouldn’t survive this cancel culture.
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I am 53.
I understand that my body is not as desirable to as many people as it was 30 years ago.
But I was loved and admired in my younger years.
I even got married!
And today, I do not do too shabbily.
In fact, with the boys and men that I am getting in my world travels, I am quite a stud.
My friends call me “lucky”.
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Lucky you, they always say.
But it is more than just luck, honestly.
Once is “lucky”, always is personality. That’s what I say.
I really believe that I am a nicer person, and not just a dick.
I attract people.
I make them feel comfortable.
I make them laugh.
I make them feel sexy about themselves.
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Do I always initiate sex? Do I always make the first move?
Let’s assume that I do.
It’s just easier for you to understand it that way.
But I cannot forget occasions like yesterday.
I went to the Haulover Nude Beach, I took Viagra for a dignified dick size (see explanation in Part 1 of this series), and I was approached by a couple of gay guys.
I was proposed to, if it comes down to that kind of talk.
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But you know it’s a public beach, so I did not engage in any sexual activity… there.
I did the decent thing to do.
I exchanged numbers with a few gay men…
And we got a hotel room somewhere.
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So yeah, call me a dick.
But you got to admit, I’m a most decent dick!
And there’s nothing anybody else can do about that!/PN
