Barrel of monkeys, best advice

SOME people will argue that I’m really not that popular.

That maybe I’m just deluded.

But whatever popularity I have now, that’s the thing that I will miss most in the future.

I also mean that how I enjoy my so-called fame right now is something that I may not really enjoy in say ten or 15 years.

Right now, I have loyal newspaper readers, and social media followers.

I have people who buy my books directly from my own distribution, and from Amazon.com.

I have people who go to my standup comedy shows.

When I announce a lecture tour, I fill up the venues. 

People in Dumangas recognize me.

And I can safely say that whoever doesn’t know me in Iloilo, that’s only because they are illiterate.

I actually have fun saying that!

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Just because I am an influencer in social media, and because I make myself accessible to people, I am often asked to give advices, especially online.

I really feel that people easily identify me as someone they can go to.

Like someone they can ask, and would give them no-nonsense answers.

I’ve given a lot of relationship advices—when to grab someone’s attention, when to keep someone, when to let go of someone.

But one of the proudest advices that I have given to people in the last two years that really made a difference in their lives was about keeping a baby.

A teenage girl got pregnant.

I advised her to bring the baby to birth, and I advised her spinster of an aunt to adopt the newborn.

Three happy lives, right there.

I could also count the HIV and STI testing that my fans and acquaintances do now, but as the poster boy of HIV screening, I don’t think I’ve influenced enough to reach my target number of 3,000.

If I could just influence 3,000 people to get tested for HIV and sexually transmitted infections, I’d be very happy.

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Beach sounds—waves, birds, wind—are still my favorite sounds.

I still enjoy a variety of calming and relaxation nature sounds in CD recordings: ocean waves, forest sounds, music for healing, thunder and rain, wilderness stream and peaceful water sounds, relaxing rain, bird calls. 

I often play them to lull me to sleep, or to accompany my morning prayer and meditation.

I hate the sound of news TV, especially those that talk about politics, and disasters.

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I’m not a karaoke fan so I would not choose any one person to sing karaoke at my funeral.

In fact, I don’t intend to have a funeral.

I have willed that if I die in the US, my body will be donated to science.

But my plan is that if I happen to be in full faculty at the time of my dying, I would actually like to go on backpacking in Europe or South America, and just die in some obscure forest area.

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I didn’t have a lot of toys growing up because we were poor.

But I remember owing a kaleidoscope, and a Barrel of Monkeys.

A godfather, who was also an uncle, gifted me Barrel of Monkeys twice.

Two years in a row! 

And they were both with red monkeys and yellow barrel container.

To be fair, he gave the first for Christmas (December 25); the other for my birthday (Jan. 6).

I paid for my kaleidoscope when I was in the elementary grades.

When I immigrated to the US in 2006, a kaleidoscope was the first toy I bought.

I was 37 by then!

At this time, there are three kaleidoscopes in my living room. (500tinaga@gmail.com/PN)

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