The slut-shamer

I’M PROUD to be a slut-shamer.

I don’t want to be politically correct about it.

So, hang me!

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I mean, why do I have to be neutral about sluts?

Why do I have to be respectful of their stupid life choices?

Why do they have to rub it on my face?

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I’m gay, and I write about gay stuff.

But I don’t really enjoy Gay Pride parades.

I don’t do Gay Pride parades.

I’ve watch several.

I’ve even partied with the community after the parades.

But flaunting my gayness in a parade isn’t just for me.

(Unless maybe when I’m the big attraction.)

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Okay, I don’t want to speak too soon.

I’ll be in Puerto Rico for their 2021 Gay Pride celebrations.

And Puerto Rico has strong claims to be the gay capital of the Caribbean.

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I honestly don’t want to be in the parade crowds, what with COVID situation still on.

But a friend booked the trip for our gay men’s group. 

And it’s just cheaper for me to go, than pay for the unused reservations. 

(Edit: I will be in Puerto Rico after their Gay Pride Week. Thanks be to God!) 

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Now, back to sluts.

I’m pretty sure some people think I’m a slut.

I think otherwise.

And if I’m to be honest, I don’t like sluts.

I mean, I’m okay with some people being sluts, but I don’t want to be a slut myself.

And I don’t think that sluts are to be treated special.

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Someone brought my attention to the suso gamers.

These are female gamers streaming — with their boobs as the selling point, the main attraction.

I’ve seen some of them accidentally on Facebook.

And honestly, I’m a little offended.

Because I choose my porn when I want it.

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Anyway, I made a shitpost of it, and I love the rabid reaction.

Some even called me dumb, and close-minded. 

I will not comment on these people’s stupidity.

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But to call me close-minded only points to how close-minded these people are.

If they’re as open-minded as I am, they would consider my point-of-view even as I consider their close-minded points-of-view.

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Mobile Legends: Bang Bang streaming ampotah!

Pero suso ang ibinibenta.

Pokpok! 

Justify pa more?

Bakit?

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I’m casting the first stone kasi ayokong isipin ng mga bata na OK maging puta.

It was never OK in the last 5,000 years!

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Igalang daw ang rights ng sluts.

No!

Igalang muna nila ang rights ng disenting tao.

Kailan naging disente ang mga puta?

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Mahigit 5,000 years na kinutya’t pinagtawanan natin ang mga pokpok.

Tapos, bigla na lang, igagalang, ilalagay n’yo sila sa pedestal?

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Kung naghuhubad ako online, gusto ko bastusin ninyo ako.

Kung pinagkakakitaan ko ang body ko, i-commodify ninyo ako!

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Mas madali bang pigilan ang 30 million sex maniacs kesa sa balutin sa damit ang sampung (10) suso gamers?

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Sa Pinas, ang Pepsi ay Coke, ang Close Up ay Colgate.

Ang pokpok, sa anumang pangalan, ay pokpok pa rin!

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Kung maka-lecture kayo sa akin, feeling n’yo mga pokpok kayo.

E, di maging pokpok kayo.

Kawalan ko ba ‘yan?

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Women should have ambition.

They should aspire to be sluts.

OK na ba ito?

Ikasasaya n’yo ba ito?

Then, go!

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Mahilig kayo sa”‘normalize” kasi alam n’yong abnormal pa kayo.

At gusto n’yong sa inyo iikot ang mundo.

Hey, nandito pa AKO!

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So, yeah. 

Because I’m a slut-shamer, I do get bashed online.

But don’t worry, I can take it.

I mean, if nobody says the words I say, who will?

Just don’t misquote me, or take me out of context, on this one:

“Women should have ambition. They should aspire to be sluts!” — #ThePSN

Now, that’s a real Peter Solis Nery original!/PN

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