The Boyfriend Project, Part 3

I AM VERY proud of this Facebook blog that I have written seven years ago.

It’s so me. So Peter Solis Nery. Classic!

Really, I think that this is a modern classic on the Love, Lust, Loss, Lies, and Lives of 21st Century Writers so I’m sharing it again.

Read it again, if you have seen this before; and see if you agree upon rereading.

If you are just discovering this for the first time, have fun.

I seriously command you to learn, and have fun! Haha.

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Sept 2–

I can’t say I don’t like nice abs, especially if they rest below some brains. 

But I can’t live on abs alone. 

Haven’t you noticed? 

One can probably develop and tone his/her abs in months, but it takes years to improve the brain? 

Nice body, stimulating mind, and big…heart. 

And the greatest of them is…  

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Sept 2–

Dear future boyfriend and lover, 

I’m really the black and white Hollywood movie kind of guy, although I must admit that “Gone with the Wind” is one of my favorites along with the movies of Audrey Hepburn. 

If you at least know Audrey, we should definitely start dating. 

If you adore her, we should immediately get married. 

But know, dear future boyfriend and lover, that I will watch horror movies and summer action blockbusters with you. 

I will even hold your popcorn (among many other things) if you let me.

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Sept 3–

Just because I see so many promises are broken doesn’t mean that I no longer believe in promises. 

A promise is a beautiful thing like faith, hope, and charity.

Because the world needs symbols and proofs of love, I always make good on my promises. 

That’s why I cannot promise big. 

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Choose: For me to promise to love you just for a day and love you forever, or me promising you forever and only loving you for just a day? 

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I can promise to love you for a week and deliver it just like that, but I like the idea of saying less and doing more. 

Of promising just my lips in a kiss, but actually giving you all of my tongue, too. 

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Sept 3–

Dear Potential Boyfriend,

I will not ask you what you can do for me. 

(I am not a country!) 

Instead, I will just tell you the five things that I am willing to do for you:

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1. I will wait for you with patience, even if patience is not my natural virtue.

2. I will risk being called names for trying to find you in the only ways I can. 

I will risk looking like a fool and mad love crazy. 

I’m sure you will be worth it.

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3. I will find you.

4. I will adjust my standards if you aren’t as cute as Ashton Kutcher, or as smart as Einstein. 

I don’t want Ashton, I don’t want Einstein, I only want you.

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But, 5. If you aren’t willing to be found, I will let you go because if you don’t want your happiness with me, I want you to find it somewhere else. 

That’s just the way I love. 

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Sept 3–

Dear Fate,

I will not ask you for a lover. 

I will find him myself. 

I just ask that you give him sight so he can see me reaching out to him. 

At least, give him Facebook, or friends looking out for him with Facebook accounts connected to mine. 

Let them find #septemberproject #boyfriendproject. 

[Update: #ThePSN, and #petersolisnery are the better hashtags to use when searching for me online. Haha.]

I can take care of myself. 

Just take care of him until I find him. (To be continued)/PN

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